Oh the drones on the corner don't look her in the eye
A
Bm
C#m
Bm
A
When she comes out to play
Bm
A
Bm
C#m
Bm
A
And three times now at the Club Chi-Chi they've turned her away
Bm
A
Bm
C#m
Bm
A
Last week she was the belle of the ball but another week passes
Bm
A
Bm
C#m
Bm
A
It's time to cast off crutches, scars and pebble glasses
G
She's got everything a girl might need
E
She's a tribal animal, yes indeed
Am
F
But she hasn't got a bone through her nose, through her nose
E
Hasn't got a bone through her nose
She hasn't got a bone through her nose, through her nose
She hasn't got a bone through her nose
Hasn't got a bone through her nose, through her nose
She hasn't got a bone through her nose
Oh she gets her suits from a personal friend, Coco the clown
She got dustman's jacket, inside out, it's a party gown
If it's buffoons, she's got buffoons, if it's tat she got tat
She got hoochie coochie Gucci and a pom-pom hat
She's got everything a girl might need...
Break
Well, her ma writes cook books, she wrote one once, and it sold one or two
Her pa's in the city, he's so witty, he calls it the zoo
Her boyfriend plays in Scritti Politti, Aunt Sally's brown bread
In a few more years she can marry some fool and knock it on the head
She's got everything a girl might need...
Valerie, you give me heart attack
Valarie, you put me on the rack
You say that I'm history, you say I'm no good
Then you want to be two babes in the wood
Bm
A
G
Bm
That's what I call playing to the gallery
Bm
A
G
D
I'm wait, wait, waiting for Valerie
Valerie, she's got a scar down here
Valerie, she's got gold in her ear
A figure like this, lips like that
Red fingernails, teeth like a cat
She never gets home till five or four or three
I'm wait, wait, waiting for Valerie
Bm
I'm soft in the head, I give her hard cash
D
She spends all my money on junk and trash
Bm
Nylon fur, plastic shoes
E
And fifty-seven things she's never going to use
E
Never, never, never going to use
Valerie, you're going to choke or drown
Valerie, why don't you put that down?
If you don't get over this eating jag
They're going to take you home in a body bag
I can't stand to see one more calorie
I'm wait, wait, waiting for Valerie
Every time I turn my back
She's round the corner looking for a crack
It's going to be the ruin of me
I'm running on nervous energy
Running on nervous energy
Valerie, she want to move out of town
Valerie, she want the money down
She want leopard-skin this, tiger-skin that
Matching luggage, lipstick, hat
I can't afford her on my salary
I'm wait, wait, waiting for Valerie
Missie, How You Let Me Down
Em
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G
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A
Em
D
Hailstones and a sickle moon and the north wind races
Em
D
One more night of running my mind over lost embraces
Em
The steps you made when you walked away
D
A/c#
G
A/g
Still frozen in the ground
A/g
G
D/f#
A
G
Oh, Missie, how you let me down
A/g
G
D/f#
A
G
Oh, Missie, how you let me down
A/g
G
A
D
A/c
Bm
Oh, Missie, how you let me down
Em
A
And lies won't break my fall
Em
D/f#
G
Lies won't break my fall
Your food's still sitting there at the table where you used to be
The shape of you is still in the bed there, next to me
Maybe I could find some trace
Of you to keep around
A/g
G
D/f#
A
G
Oh, Missie, how you let me down
A/g
G
A
D
A/c
Bm
Oh, Missie, how you let me down
A
For far too long you kept me waiting
F#m
G
Reaching out into empty air
A
F#m
Even now you'd never say it face to face
G
That you really don't care
A
And if you never liked pulling teeth then why?
D
A
G
Why did you tie me in the dentist's chair?
Ah, you left your mark on this old place, that you did
I could stew in here like a pressure cooker and screw down the lid
Or maybe I should just take a match
And burn the whole thing to the ground
Oh, Missie, how you let me down
Oh, Missie, how you let me down
Oh, Missie, how you let me down
Oh, Missie, how you let me down
Oh, Missie, how you let me down
Oh, Missie, how you let me down
And lies won't break my fall
Lies won't break my fall
Dead Man's Handle
G
Keep your weight on the dead man's handle
Em
Or the wheels won't hold the rail
G
Keep your weight on the dead man's handle
Em
Or the steam brake's bound to fail
C
D
Whoa she'll jump boys and she'll slip
Bm6
C
If your hand should lose it's grip
G
C
On the dead man's handle
The dead man's handle
The dead man's handle
D
C
D
G
Keep your mind on the journey's end
Remember all of your skills and learning,
Gonna need them now
Remember all of your words of warning,
Gonna need them now
There's just one bridge left to cross
Keep her moving or the day is lost
The dead man's handle
The dead man's handle
The dead man's handle
Keep your mind on the journey's end
Bsus4
Look down, look down, look down
G
The valley is burning, fire without end
Bsus4
Look down, look down, look down
A
D
And you'll never get back on the tracks again
Keep your weight on the Dead Man's Handle
Till you see that the day is won
Too many's the foolish man who's fallen
'Cause he jumped the gun
See ahead, your brother stands
Ease the brake, stretch out your hand
The dead man's handle
The dead man's handle
The dead man's handle
Keep your mind on the journey's end
Repeat verse 1
Long Dead Love
Somebody's walking, oh, somebody's walking
There on the grave of our love
And somebody's kicking the dust and the ashes away
Why don't they just let it die
And fade and grow cold again?
Better our footsteps divide
And our memory grow old again
Oh, long dead love
Long dead love
How much dirt must you shovel on what's already dead?
Don't send flowers to remember, send thorns instead
And who's that polishing the tombstone over our heads?
Oh-oh-oh
Somebody's dancing on our sad misfortune
Oh there on the grave of our love
And somebody's sweeping the splinters of my broken heart away
Why don't they just let it die
And fade and grow cold again?
Better our footsteps divide
And our memory grow old again
Oh, long dead love
Long dead love
It's been so long it's even hard to find the right place
Was it you who paid for Burke and Hare to come in on the case?
You know grave-robbing is a sin and this is a crying disgrace
Guitar Solo
Deep in the night
The cruel intention comes stealing
Deep in the night
I can't close my eyes for that feeling
Oh, long dead love
Long dead love
Long dead love
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Lover's Lane
Bm
False hand in false hand
G
Em
Bm
Down Lovers' Lane, we walked, we two
Bm
Love sold for fool's gold
G
Em
Bm
Down Lovers' Lane, we walked, we two
G
E
On your back I'll climb
G
E
Or you climb on mine
A
G#
F#m
Deception is the rule
Bm
Down Lovers' Lane
Bm
Fine friend, fine friend
G
Em
Bm
I held such dreams in my caress
Bm
Fine airs, fine airs
G
Em
Bm
The best of manners and address
G
E
On your back I'll climb
G
E
Or you climb on mine
A
G#
F#m
Deception is the rule
Bm
Down Lovers' Lane
Nearly In Love
|
D
|
G
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x4
D
Love makes people so blind, that's why I can't make up my mind
Bm
F#m
G
A
If you stop me dead in my tracks or you just paper over the cracks
D
You're the one I've wanted so long but then again I might be wrong
Bm
F#m
G
A
Now you look just right in the pale moonlight, let me turn the headlights on
D
G
'Cause I'm nearly in love, I'm nearly in love
Em
Bm
A
I'm almost aware of walking on air, yes, I'm nearly in love
D
G
I'm nearly in love, I'm nearly in love
Em
Bm
A
I wish I was really, I'd love to dearly but I'm nearly in love
I don't want to cause you doubt but I'm really checking you out
You're the closest to my heart bar none except for my wallet and my gun
I never felt like this before, that's why I want to make quite sure
That it's not just a dose of the flu that gives me the chills for you
'Cause I'm nearly in love, I'm nearly in love
I'm almost aware of walking on air, yes, I'm nearly in love
I'm nearly in love, I'm nearly in love
I wish I was really, I'd love to dearly but I'm nearly in love
A
I reserve the right to love you
E
A
E
After all I'm the first in line
Bm
I'm not one for shout and screaming
G
D
Mine, all mine, all mine, all mine, all mine
'Cause I'm nearly in love, I'm nearly in love
I'm almost aware of walking on air, yes, I'm nearly in love
I'm nearly in love, I'm nearly in love
I wish I was really, I'd love to dearly but I'm nearly in love
Jennie
G
Dm
G
Oh trouble becomes you, it cuts you down to my size
G
Dm
G
And you never were less than perfect in my eyes
C
But I lost my way somehow
D
G
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C
For three hard winters I held in till now
G
Now I can't help it
F
G
Oh Jennie my love
F
G
Oh Jennie my love
Now you pin up your hair like you did when first we met
Oh how many days of his life can a man regret?
And if my tears were a train
Then I'd cry my way back into your arms again
Now I can't help it
Oh Jennie my love
Oh Jennie my love
Solo
Now I count the time we had and the times we missed
Now I stand here love unsworn and lips unkissed
And you don't know how hard I try
To kill the vision of you as another man's bride
Now I can't help it
Oh Jennie my love
Oh Jennie my love
Oh Jennie my love
Oh Jennie my love
Oh trouble becomes you, it cuts you down to my size
D
Am
D
And you never were less than perfect in my eyes
D/f#
But I lost my way somehow
A
D
G
For three hard winters I held in till now
D
Now I can't help it
C
D
Oh Jennie my love
C
D
Oh Jennie my love
Now you pin up your hair like you did when first we met
Oh how many days of his life can a man regret?
And if my tears were a train
Then I'd cry my way back into your arms again
Now I can't help it
Oh Jennie my love
Oh Jennie my love
Solo
Now I count the time we had and the times we missed
Now I stand here love unsworn and lips unkissed
And you don't know how hard I try
To kill the vision of you as another mans bride
Now I can't help it
Oh Jennie my love
Oh Jennie my love
Oh Jennie my love
Oh Jennie my love
Baby Talk
Oh, I care for you, honey, at my own expense
But something's spoiling my sentiments
You open your mouth and it makes no sense
All you ever give me is baby talk
You're a fine grown woman, and that's a fact
But who could tell from the way you act?
When I pull up the car and we climb in the back
All you ever give me is baby talk
I love sweet nothings, sitting in the dark
And I like to bill and coo
But it breaks my heart the minute you start
On goo goo goo and a-coochie coo
You drive me crazy, where will it end?
I feel embarrassed in front of my friends
It's a wonderful thing that you learned how to walk
All you ever give me is baby talk
Oh well, I love sweet nothings, sitting in the dark
And I like to bill and coo
But it breaks my heart the minute you start
On goo goo goo and a-coochee coo
I'm sending you back to nursery school
When you start talking you sound like a fool
You can't even eat with a knife and a fork
And all you ever give me is baby talk
All you ever give me is baby talk
Well, all you ever give me is...
Cash Down, Never Never
Young love, I wish you well
Shotgun and wedding bells
Semi-semi and the damp is peeling
Hole in the roof wet the baby's head
Back streets, real scum about
Need a car, a little run-about
Some down and a fistful later
Sign on the line like the nice man said
Need a Slumberland or a Frigidaire
Or a video? Sign right there
In over your head, head
Cash down never never
Cash down never never
Cash down
Get a job, good overtime
Shop floor, assembly line
Six months and no more company
No more factory, no more shift
Get a job, you're gonna go far
Hot wire and a crow bar
Nobody gonna feed the baby
That's if they catch you, if, if, if
Vegetating, frustrating
Repossessions, distressing
In over your head, head
Cash down never never
Cash down never never
Cash down never never
Nothing's so hard as living on the easy plan
Instrumental Break
Need a Slumberland or a Frigidaire
Or a video? Sign right there
In over your head, head
Cash down never never
Cash down never never
Cash down never never
Nothing's so hard as living on the easy plan
She danced in the street with the guns all around her
A
E
All torn like a rag doll barefoot in the rain
A
D
A
She sang like a child to-ra-day-to-ra-da-dee
A
E
A
Oh how will I ever be simple again?
She sat on the banks of the dirty gray river
And tried for a fish with a worm on a pin
There was nothing but fever and ghosts in that water
A
E
A
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/b
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Oh how will I ever be simple again?
D
A
War was my love my friend and companion
D
A
E
What did I care for the pretty and plain
A
D
A
Her smile was so clear and my heart was so troubled
A
E
A
Oh how will I ever be simple again?
Solo
In her poor burned out house I sat by her table
The smell of her hair was like cornfields in May
I wanted to weep and my eyes ached from trying
Oh how will I ever be simple again?
How graceful she moved in the dust and the ruins
How happy she was in her dances and games
Teach me to see with your innocent eyes love
Oh how will I ever be simple again?
Oh how will I ever be simple again?
We were heroes them, and the girls were all pretty
Dm
And a uniform was a lucky charm
Bb7
A7
Bought you the key to the city
F
We used to dance the whole night through
Bb7
Eb7
While Al Bowlly sang "The Very Thought of You"
Em7b5
A7
Dm
Al Bowlly's in heaven, and I'm in limbo now
I gave my youth to King and country
But what's my country done for me
But sentenced me to misery
I traded my helmet and my parachute
For a pair of crutches and a de-mob suit
Al Bowlly's in heaven, and I'm in limbo now
F
C
F
C
Hard times, hard, hard times
F
C
F
C
Hostels and missions and dosser's soup lines
F
C
F
C
Can't close me eyes on a bench or a bed
Bb7
A7
For the sound of some battle raging in my head
Old friends, You lose so many
You get run around all over town
The wear and the tear of it just drag you down
St Mungo's with its dirty old sheets
Beats standing all day down on Scarborough Street
Al Bowlly's in heaven, and I'm in limbo now
Can't stay here, got to foot slog
Once in a blue moon, you might find a job
Sleep in the rain, sleep in the snow
When the beds are all taken, you've got nowhere to go
I can see me now, back there on the dance-floor
With a blonde on me arm, red head to spare
Spit on me shoes and shine in me hair
And there's Al Bowlly, up on the stand
That was a voice, and that was a band
Al Bowlly's in heaven, and I'm in limbo now