Well, they'll stone you when you're trying to be so good
E
They'll stone you just like they said they would
A
They'll stone you when you're tryin' to go home
E
Then they'll stone you when you're there all alone
B
But I would not feel so all alone
E
Everybody must get stoned
Well, they'll stone you when you're walkin' 'long the street
They'll stone you when you're tryin' to keep your seat
They'll stone you when you're walkin' on the floor
They'll stone you when you're walkin' to the door
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table
They'll stone you when you are young and able
They'll stone you when you're tryin' to make a buck
They'll stone you and then they'll say, "good luck"
Tell you what, I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone
They'll stone you when you are walking home
They'll stone you and then say you are brave
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Hopin' you'll come through, too
Well, the hobo jumped up, he came down naturally
After he stole my baby, then he wanted to steal me
But I'm pledging my time to you
Hopin' you'll come through, too
Won't you come with me, baby? I'll take you where you wanna go
And if it don't work out, you'll be the first to know
I'm pledging my time to you
Hopin' you'll come through, too
Well, the room is so stuffy, I can hardly breathe
Everybody's gone but me and you, and I can't be the last to leave
I'm pledging my time to you
Hopin' you'll come through, too
Well, they sent for the ambulance, and one was sent
Somebody got lucky, But it was an accident
Now I'm pledging my time to you
Hoping you'll come through, too
Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet?
G
C
D
G
We sit here stranded, though we're all doin' our best to deny it
D
G
C/g
G
And Louise holds a handful of rain, temptin' you to defy it
C
G
Lights flicker from the opposite loft
C
G
In this room the heat pipes just cough
C
G
D
The country music station plays soft, but there's nothing, really nothing to turn off
G
C
D
G
Just Louise and her lover so entwined
C
G/b
D
G
And these visions of Johanna that conquer my mind
In the empty lot where the ladies play blind man's bluff with the key chain
And the all-night girls, they whisper of escapades out on the D-train
We can hear the night watchman click his flash-light
Ask himself if it's him or them that's really insane
Louise, she's all right, she's just near
She's delicate and seems like the mirror
But she just makes it all too concise and too clear that Johanna's not here
The ghost of 'lectricity howls in the bones of her face
Where these visions of Johanna have now taken my place
Now, little boy lost, he takes himself so seriously
He brags of his misery, he likes to live dangerously
And when bringing her name up, he speaks of a farewell kiss to me
He's sure got a lotta gall
To be so useless and all
Muttering small talk at the wall while I'm in the hall
How can I explain? Oh, it's so hard to get on
And these visions of Johanna, they kept me up past the dawn
Inside the museums infinity goes up on trial
Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while
But Mona Lisa must've had the highway blues, you can tell by the way she smiles
See the primitive wallflower freeze
When the jelly-faced women all sneeze
Hear the one with the moustache say, "Jeez! I can't find my knees"
Oh, jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule
But these visions of Johanna, they make it all seem so cruel
The peddler now speaks to the countess who's pretending to care for him
Sayin', "Name me someone that's not a parasite and I'll go out and say a prayer for him"
But like Louise always says, "You can't look at much, can you man?"
As she herself prepares for him
And Madonna, she still has not showed
We see this empty cage now corrode
Where her cape of the stage once had flowed
The fiddler, he now steps to the road
He writes, "Everything's been returned which was owed"
On the back of the fish truck that loads while my conscience explodes
The harmonicas play the skeleton keys and the rain
And these visions of Johanna are now all that remain
...
And these visions of Madonna have kept me up past the dawn
...
And these visions of Madonna are now all that remain
When I saw you say "goodbye" to your friend and smile
Dm
C
I thought that it was well understood
Am
Em
That you'd be comin' back in a little while
Dm
F
F
G
I didn't know that you were sayin' "goodbye" for good...
C
G
F
C
But, sooner or later, one of us must know
F
C
G
That you just did what you're supposed to do
C
G
F
C
Sooner or later, one of us must know
F
C
G
That I really did try to get close to you
I couldn't see what you could show me
Your scarf had kept your mouth well hid
I couldn't see how you could know me
But you said you knew me and I believed you did
When you whispered in my ear
And asked me if I was leavin' with you or her
I didn't realize just what I did hear
I didn't realize how young you were
But, sooner or later, one of us must know
That you just did what you're supposed to do
Sooner or later, one of us must know
That I really did try to get close to you
I couldn't see when it started snowin'
Your voice was all that I heard
I couldn't see where we were goin'
But you said you knew and I took your word
And then you told me later, as I apologized
That you were just kiddin' me, you weren't really from the farm
And I told you, as you clawed out my eyes
That I never really meant to do you any harm
But, sooner or later, one of us must know
That you just did what you're supposed to do
Sooner or later, one of us must know
That I really did try to get close to you
Honey, I want you
The drunken politician leaps
Upon the street where mothers weep
And the saviors who are fast asleep, they wait for you
And I wait for them to interrupt
Me drinkin' from my broken cup
And ask me to open up the gate for you
I want you, I want you
I want you so bad
Honey, I want you
Em
Now all my fathers, they've gone down
Am
True love they've been without it
Em
But all their daughters put me down
F
G
'Cause I don't think about it
Well, I return to the Queen of Spades
And talk with my chamber-maid
She knows that I'm not afraid to look at her
She is good to me
And there's nothing she doesn't see
She knows where I'd like to be, but it doesn't matter
I want you, I want you
I want you so bad
Honey, I want you
Now your dancing child with his Chinese suit
He spoke to me, I took his flute
No, I wasn't very cute to him, was I?
But I did it, though, because he lied
Because he took you for a ride
And because time was on his side, and because I...
I want you, I want you
I want you so bad
Honey, I want you
Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again
Oh, the ragman draws circles, up and down the block
C
Am
F
G
I'd ask him what the matter was, but I know that he don't talk
F
C
Am
C
And the ladies treat me kindly, and furnish me with tape
Am
C
F
C
But deep inside my heart I know I can't escape
Em
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end?
C
G
F
C
G11
C
To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again
Well, Shakespeare, he's in the alley, with his pointed shoes and his bells
Speaking to some French girl, who says she knows me well
And I would send a message to find out if she's talked
But the post office has been stolen and the mailbox is locked
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end?
To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again
Mona tried to tell me to stay away from the train line
She said that all the railroad men just drink up your blood like wine
And I said, "Oh, I didn't know that, but then again, there's only one I've met
And he just smoked my eyelids and punched my cigarette"
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end?
To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again
Grandpa died last week and now he's buried in the rocks
But everybody still talks about how badly they were shocked
But me, I expected it to happen, I knew he'd lost control
When he built a fire on Main Street and shot it full of holes
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end?
To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again
Now the senator came down here showing everyone his gun
Handing out free tickets to the wedding of his son
And me, I nearly got busted, and wouldn't it be my luck
To get caught without a ticket and be discovered beneath a truck
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end?
To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again
Now the preacher looked so baffled when I asked him why he dressed
With twenty pounds of headlines stapled to his chest
But he cursed me when I proved it to him, then I whispered, "Not even you can hide
You see, you're just like me, I hope you're satisfied"
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end?
To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again
Now the rainman gave me two cures, then he said, "Jump right in"
The one was Texas medicine, the other was just railroad gin
And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind
And now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end?
To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again
When Ruthie says come see her in her honky-tonk lagoon
Where I can watch her waltz for free beneath her Panamanian moon
And I say, "Aw come on now, you must know about my debutante"
And she says, "Your debutante just knows what you need, but I know what you want"
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end?
To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again
Now the bricks lay on Grand Street where the neon madmen climb
They all fall there so perfectly, it all seems so well-timed
And here I sit so patiently waiting to find out what price
You have to pay to get out of going through all these things twice
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end?
To be stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again
Studio outtake, take 1 (rehearsals)
Oh, the ragman just stumbles and walks around the block
I'm stuck inside of Mobile with the Nashville blues again
Oh, the ragman is late, he around the block
Studio outtake, take 9
I'd ask him what was wrong, but I know he doesn't talk
And neither him nor the rainman can help me to escape
Studio outtake, take 13
But neither him nor the ragman can help me to escape
Oh, mama, I just need a friend...
Various 1988 (e.g. Jones Beach)
Shakespeare, he's in the alley, with his tambourine and his bells
Various 2004-2009 (e.g. Glasgow SECC)
And he just smoked my eyeballs and punched my cigarette"
Leopard-Skin Pillbox Hat
A
D
A
Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat
D
A
Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat
E
Well, you must tell me, baby
A
How your head feels under somethin' like that
E7
Under your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat
Well, you look so pretty in it, honey, can I jump on it sometime?
Yes, I just wanna see if it's really the expensive kind
You know it balances on your head
Just like a mattress balances on a bottle of wine
Your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat
Well, if you wanna see the sun rise, honey, I know where
We'll go out and see it sometime, we'll both just sit there and stare
Me with my belt wrapped around my head
And you just sittin' there
In your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat
Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you, "It's bad for your health," he said
Yes, I disobeyed his orders, I came to see you but I found him there instead
You know, I don't mind him cheatin' on me
But I sure wish he'd take that off his head
Your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat
Well, I see you got a new boyfriend, you know, I never seen him before
Well, I saw you making love with him, you forgot to close the garage door
You might think he loves you for your money
But I know what he really loves you for
It's your brand new leopard-skin pillbox hat
But she breaks just like a little girl
Queen Mary, she's my friend
Yes, I believe I'll go see her again
Nobody has to guess that baby can't be blessed
Till she sees finally that she's like all the rest
With her fog, with her amphetamine and her pearls
She takes just like a woman
And she makes love like a woman
And she aches just like a woman
But she breaks just like a little girl
E
It was raining from the first
And I was dying there of thirst
C
Csus4
C
So I came in here
E
And your long-time curse hurts
But what's worse
F
Is this pain in here
G7
I can't stay in here
Ain't it clear that
I just don't fit
Yes, I believe it's time for us to quit
And when we meet again, introduced as friends
Please don't let on that you knew me when
I was hungry and it was your world
You take just like a woman
And you take just like a woman, yes you do
And you make love like a woman, yes you do
And then you ache just like a woman
But you break just like a little girl
But she breaks just like a little girl
Queen Mary, she's my friend
Yes, I believe I'll go see her again
Nobody has to guess that baby can't be blessed
Till she sees finally that she's like all the rest
With her fog, with her amphetamine and her pearls
She takes just like a woman
And she bakes love like a woman
And she wakes just like a woman
But she breaks just like a little girl
E
It was raining from the first
And I was dying there of thirst
C
Csus4
C
So I came in here
E
And your long-time curse hurts
But what's worse
F
Is this pain in here
G7
I can't stay in here
Ain't it clear that
I just don't fit
Yes, I believe it's time for us to quit
And when we meet again, introduced as friends
Please don't let on that you knew me when
I was hungry and it was your world
You fake just like a woman
And you ache just like a woman
And you ache like a woman
But you break just like a little girl
When you go your way and I go mine
You say you disturb me and you don't deserve me
But you know sometimes you lie
You say you're shakin' and you're always achin'
But you know how hard you try
Sometimes it gets so hard to care
It can't be this way everywhere
And I'm gonna let you pass
Yes, and I'll go last
Then time will tell just who has fell
And who's been left behind
When you go your way and I go mine
Em
The judge, he holds a grudge
D
He's gonna call on you
Em
But he's badly built and he walks on stilts
D7
D7sus4
Watch out he don't fall on you
You say you're sorry for tellin' stories
That you know I believe are true
You say you got some other kinda lover
And yes, I believe you do
You say my kisses are not like his
But this time I'm not gonna tell you why that is
I'm just gonna let you pass
Yes, and I'll go last
Then time will tell who has fell
And who's been left behind
When you go your way and I go mine
Sometimes it gets so hard to please
You've got me this time on my knees
Kneeling 'neath your ceiling
Yes, I guess I'll be here for a while
I'm tryin' to read your portrait, but
I'm helpless, like a rich man's child
How come you send someone out to have me barred?
You know I want your lovin'
Honey, why are you so hard?
Em
Like a poor fool in his prime
Bm
Yes, I know you can hear me walk
Em
But is your heart made out of stone, or is it lime
Bm
D7
D7sus4
Or is it just solid rock?
Well, I rush into your hallway
Lean against your velvet door
I watch upon your scorpion
Who crawls across your circus floor
Just what do you think you have to guard?
You know I want your lovin'
Honey, but you're so hard
Achilles is in your alleyway
He don't want me here, he does brag
He's pointing to the sky
And he's hungry, like a man in drag
How come you get someone like him to be your guard?
You know I want your lovin'
Honey, but you're so hard
Well, your railroad gate, you know I just can't jump it
G
D
A
Sometimes it gets so hard, you see
D
G
A
D
Bm
I'm just sitting here beating on my trumpet
F#m
D
A
With all these promises you left for me
G
A
D
But where are you tonight, sweet Marie?
Well, I waited for you when I was half sick
Yes, I waited for you when you hated me
Well, I waited for you inside of the frozen traffic
When you knew I had some other place to be
Now, where are you tonight, sweet Marie?
Bb
D
Well, anybody can be just like me, obviously
Bb
But then, now again
D
A
Not too many can be like you, fortunately
Well, six white horses that you did promise
Were finally delivered down to the penitentiary
But to live outside the law, you must be honest
I know you always say that you agree
But where are you tonight, sweet Marie?
Well, I don't know how it happened
But the riverboat captain, he knows my fate
But everybody else, even yourself
They're just gonna have to wait
Well, I got the fever down in my pockets
The Persian drunkard, he follows me
Yes, I can take him to your house but I can't unlock it
You see, you forgot to leave me with the key
Oh, where are you tonight, sweet Marie?
Now, I been in jail when all my mail showed
That a man can't give his address out to bad company
And now I stand here lookin' at your yellow railroad
In the ruins of your balcony
Wondering where you are tonight, sweet Marie
For something they get"
I stood there and hummed
I tapped on her drum
And asked her how come
And she buttoned her boot
And straightened her suit
Then she said, "Don't get cute"
So I forced my hands in my pockets
And felt with my thumbs
And gallantly handed her
My very last piece of gum
She threw me outside
I stood in the dirt
Where everyone walked
And after finding out I'd
Forgotten my shirt
I went back and knocked
I waited in the hallway, she went to get it
And I tried to make sense
Out of that picture of you in your wheelchair
That leaned up against
Her Jamaican rum
And when she did come
I asked her for some
She said, "No, dear"
I said, "Your words aren't clear
You'd better spit out your gum"
She screamed till her face got so red
Then she fell on the floor
And I covered her up and then
Thought I'd go look through her drawer
And when I was through
I filled up my shoe
And brought it to you
And you, you took me in
You loved me then
You didn't waste time
And I, I never took much
I never asked for your crutch
Now don't ask for mine
If I just didn't feel so all alone
Don't let me down, don't let me down
I won't let you down, I won't let you down
No I won't
You know I can if you can, honey
But, honey, please don't
I got my black dog barkin', black dog barkin'
Yes it is now, yes it is now
Outside my yard
Yes, I could tell you what he means
If I just didn't have to try so hard
Your mama's workin', your mama's moanin'
She's cryin' you know, she's tryin' you know
You better go now
Well, I'd tell you what she wants
But I just don't know how
Fifteen jugglers, fifteen jugglers
Five believers, five believers
All dressed like men
Tell your mama not to worry because
They're just my friends
Early in the mornin', early in the mornin'
I'm callin' you to, I'm callin' you to
Please come home
Yes, I could make it without you
If I just did not feel so all alone
And your eyes like smoke and your prayers like rhymes
F
C/e
Dm
G7
C
And your silver cross, and your voice like chimes
C
Dm
G7sus4
G7
G7sus2
G7
Oh, who do they think could bury you?
With your pockets well protected at last
And your streetcar visions which you place on the grass
And your flesh like silk, and your face like glass
Who could they get to carry you?
Dm
C
G
Sad-eyed lady of the lowlands
Dm
C
G7
Where the sad-eyed prophet says that no man comes
C
G/b
F/a
C/g
F
C/e
G7
My warehouse eyes my Arabian drums
Dm
G7sus4
G7
G7sus2
G7
Should I put them by your gate
Dm
C
Or, sad-eyed lady, should I wait?
With your sheets like metal and your belt like lace
And your deck of cards missing the jack and the ace
And your basement clothes and your hollow face
Who among them can think he could outguess you?
With your silhouette when the sunlight dims
Into your eyes where the moonlight swims
And your match-book songs and your gypsy hymns
Who among them would try to impress you?
Sad-eyed lady of the lowlands ...
The kings of Tyrus with their convict list
Are waiting in line for their geranium kiss
And you wouldn't know it would happen like this
But who among them really wants just to kiss you?
With your childhood flames on your midnight rug
And your Spanish manners and your mother's drugs
And your cowboy mouth and your curfew plugs
Who among them do you think could resist you?
Sad-eyed lady of the lowlands ...
Oh, the farmers and the businessmen, they all did decide
To show you where the dead angels are that they used to hide
But why did they pick you to sympathize with their side?
Oh, how could they ever mistake you?
They wished you'd accepted the blame for the farm
But with the sea at your feet and the phony false alarm
And with the child of a hoodlum wrapped up in your arms
How could they ever, ever persuade you?
Sad-eyed lady of the lowlands ...
With your sheet-metal memory of Cannery Row
And your magazine husband who one day just had to go
And your gentleness now, which you just can't help but show
Who among them do you think would employ you?
Now you stand with your thief, you're on his parole
With your holy medallion which your fingertips fold
And your saintlike face and your ghostlike soul
Oh, who among them do you think could destroy you
Sad-eyed lady of the lowlands ...